He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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