I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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