Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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