I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
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