yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
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