I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
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