Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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