Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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