I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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