I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
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