Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
You are the jesus of drinking
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