Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
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