my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
operation harelip BJ is a go
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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