she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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