thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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