in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
a search helicopter?!
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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