and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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