DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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