Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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