I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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