I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
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