This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Dicks are not precious.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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