Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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