If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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