I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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