Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
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