So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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