It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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