I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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