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Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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