I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
It's never too late to be topless.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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