White coat. Heels.
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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