I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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