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He went soft

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Wait. During?

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Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.

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That's because you suck dick at sucking dick.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 6:09pm

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i hate how the new tfln doesn't post comments in order.

Submitted by lem0n on Jan 12, 10 at 7:21pm

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- I just realized that. Very uncool.
  
  Submitted by lallaala on Jan 13, 10 at 2:01am
  
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Did this coincide with the light turning on?

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 6:41am

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Maybe his dick is just useless.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 9:35pm

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Been there done that :(

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 6:04pm

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lmao this might actually be about my roommate cause this happened to him this weekend...said the girl was horrible and every 5 seconds she would pull away and ask if he was getting closer.....

Submitted by ovation4what on Jan 12, 10 at 8:56pm

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That might be a clue to work on your technique...

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 6:08pm

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You must not be very good.. Sucks for you baha

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 6:06pm

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6:08 my bf likes me to start when he is soft.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 9:08pm

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Well then you need lessons.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 2:37am

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LOL

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 11:07pm

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i remember the first time i fell asleep while getting head...hammmmmmered

Submitted by awerfcxz on Jan 12, 10 at 7:26pm

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Ewww gross...

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 11:08pm

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He went soft in your mouth? Wow. Maybe you need a little lesson in how to give a bj. Even if whiskey dick doesn't excuse this!

Submitted by lallaala on Jan 12, 10 at 6:11pm

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Usually when a guy goes soft the woman isn't doing her job. OP Fail

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 6:23pm

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What is OP

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 6:36pm

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Haha you suck

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 10:46pm

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You must have no cock pleasing talent. sorry

Submitted by JoeBLow on Jan 13, 10 at 9:05am

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u shouldda kept the brown bag on

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 12:18pm

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That must have been one bad bj...

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 6:05pm

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Haha... Suffolk representin

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 9:41pm

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You probably suck at giving blowies....

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 4:54pm

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Who says this is a female?

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 7:49pm

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OP = original poster

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 6:41pm

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Dude...you shoulda left your wig on!

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 6:20pm

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whoops!

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 10:13pm

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Sounds like you forgot to cup the balls.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 12:07am

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Actually if he was highly intoxicated it reduces his ability to sustain an erection, it more than likely had nothing to do with you. He could also have ED but that is less likely.

Submitted by voguette on Jan 21, 10 at 5:27pm

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I always blame the person losing there hard on. Real men stay hard. But your all your all young it seems.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 12:35am

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- Please learn how to use "their" and "you're". Example: You're the reason men lose their hard-ons when they're with you.
  
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grab an icecube. works everytime ;)

Submitted by jayjayxo on Jan 13, 10 at 12:01am

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Sucks!

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 6:04pm

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Part of the reason woman cheat baby just couldn't keep it up damn

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 9:14am

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You must suck at giving head

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 8:13pm

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Hahaha dis He probably looked at your face

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 11:20am

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I have a hard cock for you

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 7:49pm

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What a fucking shitcunt go practice on your mama

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 8:37pm

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OMFG 6:09 lol that's hilariousss hahahahaahahahhhahahahaaahahaahahahahahshhahahahaha you're awesome

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 12:32am

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Maybe you suck at oral.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 6:48pm

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Damn, that must have been one bad bj.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 6:04pm

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And you SUCK. AT. HEAD.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 8:51pm

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Op aparently can't suck dick. It's not the guys falt

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 8:43pm

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KOBE!

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 8:23pm

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WTF is OP?

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 6:34pm

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- Original Poster
  
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Yikes

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 10:54pm

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Maybe his dick is just useless

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 9:35pm

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Let me guess, you (260) think using teeth is part of a good blowjob?

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 6:15pm

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- Ouch!
  
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I think that's probably her issue...

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 6:04pm

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That's happened to me...so awkward

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 4:49pm

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that sucks!

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 11:09pm

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First and I've always wanted to start soft and the girl blow me and watch me get a hard on in your mouth

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 6:08pm

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Wow. Sucks...

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 8:15pm

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Maybe he lost intrest?

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 12:49am

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Damn you must have been pretty bad then! Ultimate turn on for a man: HIS DICK IN YOUR MOUTH

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 6:11pm

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You're doing it wrong....LOL

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 10:51pm

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Ha you suck dick at sucking dick.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 9:17pm

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You suck at sucking

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 6:58pm

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It was your cock breath !

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 6:58pm

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My advice: suck better

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 6:53pm

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Dude...you shoulda left the wig on!

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 6:19pm

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I don't get this

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 12:10am

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Yeah

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 10:03pm

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That means you're doing it wrong, OP.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 7:17pm

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It happens.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 12:54am

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That's so gross

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 6:44am

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Means you suck at sucking dick, bitch.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 6:44pm

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His beer goggles wore off slut!

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 1:20am

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Haha you suck dick at sucking dick.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 9:16pm

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FIRZT BIZNITCH

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 6:07pm

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I like my bitch to start when I'm soft...

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 10:15pm

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Ha you suck dick at sucking dick.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 9:17pm

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He was either drunk, or you're doing it wrong!

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 10:31pm

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Been there done that! :(

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 6:04pm

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Haha.....,,

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 12:47am

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And you SUCK. AT. HEAD.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 8:51pm

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I think that's known as "whiskey dick"

Submitted by KickingSticks on Mar 11, 13 at 11:02pm

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Thats terrible

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 10:51pm

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What is this "first" thing?

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 6:13pm

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he could've been shooting dope. that happens with that sorta thing. less embarrassing than sucking at sucking dick

Submitted by monkeytutu12 on Jun 6, 10 at 1:55am

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I've never had that problem but you should give better head

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 4:01am

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Hahaha 6:41

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 2:32pm

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You must really suck at blow jobs....

Submitted by allstarplayer324 on Jan 13, 10 at 7:50am

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Bahaha u suck

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 6:07pm

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First. And Ive always wanted my dick to get hard in the girls mouth

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 6:06pm

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Been there

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 3:16am

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this happened to me. biggest ego kill EVER.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 1:11pm

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I like my bitch to start when I'm soft...

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 10:16pm

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That just means you weren't good enough

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 10:18am

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This is a fyl moment FUCK YUR LYFEE

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 11:38pm

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You FAIL.

Submitted by anu on Jan 17, 10 at 3:41pm

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