ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
where are you?
Hypothermia
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
Randomize
