Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Randomize
