YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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