I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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