problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
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