I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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