Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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