He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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