It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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