so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Randomize
