Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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