And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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