Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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