They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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