HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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