I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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