did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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