I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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