We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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