Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
i out mim tonsoeep
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