Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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