I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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