I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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