Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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